Married and Drinking

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The good, the bad and the just plain dirty.

November 12, 2012 at 6:02pm
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When my husband’s ex shows up in my suggested friends feed on Facebook

When my husband’s ex shows up in my suggested friends feed on Facebook

November 9, 2012 at 3:34pm
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When ANY attractive man, other than your husband, pays you a compliment.

When ANY attractive man, other than your husband, pays you a compliment.

3:29pm
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When my husband tells me he’s going to start doing more housework.

When my husband tells me he’s going to start doing more housework.

3:25pm
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When my husband asks me why I love brunch so much.

When my husband asks me why I love brunch so much.

2:59pm
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When my friends ask me how married life is going.

When my friends ask me how married life is going.

2:50pm
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When he asks if I finished the bottle of wine all by myself.

When he asks if I finished the bottle of wine all by myself.

2:28pm
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When he asks “Hey honey.. where did you put my..”

When he asks “Hey honey.. where did you put my..”

12:22pm
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When you learn that you’ll probably poop while giving birth.

When you learn that you’ll probably poop while giving birth.

12:06pm
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Immediately after agreeing to host Thanksgiving.

Immediately after agreeing to host Thanksgiving.

12:04pm
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When my husband realizes marriage means FOREVER.

When my husband realizes marriage means FOREVER.

11:59am
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When I gracefully lose an argument.

When I gracefully lose an argument.

11:52am
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When I gracefully win an argument.

When I gracefully win an argument.

11:50am
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When the first sentence out of his mouth is “When’s dinner gonna be ready?”

When the first sentence out of his mouth is “When’s dinner gonna be ready?”

11:20am
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When I’m dieting and he brings home takeout as a romantic gesture.

When I’m dieting and he brings home takeout as a romantic gesture.

11:14am
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When asked why we haven’t given them any grandchildren yet.

When asked why we haven’t given them any grandchildren yet.